When O'Mally was running for Mayor I was a big supporter. I would go to his headquarters on York Road once a week and grab signs to hand out to customers. While I was there one day I got to talkin' with his brothers. I said...
"I think I'm doing a lot for the cause. Do you think the Mayor could make me the 'Turd Tzar' of the city after his victory."
The brothers looked at each other, smiled, and said "Sure... He'll make you Turd Tzar. Consider it done."
My life dream had been fulfilled.